Clik here to view.
Who Dey, Who Dey, Who Dey Think Gonna Make Me Go To The Store And Buy Gatorade
Houston cornerback Johnathan Joseph spent five years in Cincinnati before joining the Texans, and he’s willing to explain the differences between the organizations in detail. Here’s the short version:...
View ArticleClik here to view.
A Reason To Cheer: Winning $1000 With Fanduel’s Week 5 Fantasy Football
If you click that photo, it sends you to that cheerleader’s Brazzers video. Just kidding, it doesn’t, but I hope you clicked it already.Following my stellar 44th-place finish in our FanDuel Fantasy...
View ArticleClik here to view.
With Leather’s Watch This: Arian Foster Will Score 40 Points Tonight, Right?...
I don’t ask for much in this life, other than an ageless super model girlfriend who poops million dollar bills, but if Houston Texans RB Arian Foster could grab me about 160 yards and 4 touchdowns...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Happy Thanksgiving, Here’s What A Turkey Thinks About Football Games
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, which means it’ll be a light day at With Leather. Burnsy will be enjoying a turkey dinner with all the trimmings, and I’ll be driving an hour south to San Antonio to eat...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Andre Johnson > Santa Claus
Earlier this season, there were fantasy football reports across the major sites that included a rather depressing update about Houston Texans receiver Andre Johnson. I don’t remember which NFL reporter...
View ArticleClik here to view.
With Leather’s Watch This: It’s The Tom Brady Baby Dating Game
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and his wife, eventual billionaire model Gisele Bundchen, just welcomed their second child (Brady’s third) into the world. Joining the two boys that Brady has...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Next On ‘Soldiers Returning Home’: The Houston Texans Surprised A Family
In case you’re new to the program, we have a short list of topics that we will always post about, no matter how non-sports related or inconsequential they are, including but not limited to:1) Kate...
View ArticleClik here to view.
A Little Girl’s Letter About Arian Foster’s Heart Is The Most Adorable Thing...
Lately, we’ve been trying to focus more on the positive side of sports news and gossip, which means more Dirk Nowitzki dressed up as Dr. Satan for the benefit of children or Daniel Bryan letting a...
View ArticleClik here to view.
A New Reason To Love The Houston Texans: Texans Cheerleaders Are Fandangoing...
If you don’t watch WWE programming, you may not be familiar with Fandango. He’s a pro wrestler slash ballroom dancer (no, seriously) who will only wrestle you if you pronounce his name properly. It’s...
View ArticleClik here to view.
George H.W. Bush Hung Out With The Houston Texans Cheerleaders, Did Not Fandango
As you may know, the Houston Texans cheerleaders are my favorite. They’re a fun bunch of ladies who aren’t afraid to Fandango on the Internet between the Monday Fandango was cool and the Monday he was...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Hey Everybody But Matt Schaub, Play Free Fantasy Football With Draftstreet...
Quick, name a team whose players you should avoid drafting! (via Getty Image) Over the last couple of weeks we’ve given you a chance to win money playing exclusive UPROXX fantasy football games...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Here’s The Team I’m Using To Destroy You And Win $1000 Playing Free Week 5...
A gain of negative six yards. (via Getty Image) As we mentioned yesterday, this week’s UPROXX-exclusive (and FREE) fantasy football game through Draftstreet is giving you a chance to win your share of...
View ArticleClik here to view.
With Leather’s Watch This: ‘Sign Vince Young’ Should Put Texans Fans On...
(via Getty Image) Via our friend Lana, “Sign Vince Young” is one Houston Texans fan’s plea to ownership to, obviously, sign Vince Young to fill in for the injured pick-6 machine otherwise known as Matt...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Kroger Is Deeply Sorry For Iceburning Matt Schaub
(via Getty Image) Houston Texans quarterback Matt Schaub is having the kind of season horrible dreams are made of. He’s thrown a pick-six in five straight games, has fans ritualistically burning his...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Breaking Good Guy News: Andre Johnson Is Still The Best Guy In The World
For the past seven years, Houston Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson has been more than just “that guy who is really awesome at football,” as each December he foots the bill for a dozen...
View ArticleNFL Playoffs Divisional Round: Atlanta Falcons VS. Seattle Seahawks and...
There are only three more football Sundays left. You ready? After yesterday’s fierce competition, today’s match-ups feature one probably-lopsided battle between the Patriots and Texans following an...
View ArticleClik here to view.
10 Important Things We Learned From The NFL’s Divisional Playoffs
1. Saturday was judgement day as to whether or not Jim Harbaugh’s gamble paid off. Seeing the way Colin Kaepernick peeled apart and smashed the Packers bit by bit, I’d say Harbaugh got what he...
View ArticleClik here to view.
On J.J. Watt, The NFL’s Robin Hood And Providing A Positive NFL Image In 2013
By all means, take the stance saying JJ Watt did this only for personal and selfish reasons. The guy at least gets the “glass half full” from these parts until proven otherwise. Last week, Houston’s...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Your NFL Recap: Week 4
I know. I know. It’s still early. We’ve only gotten through a quarter of the season, so it’s way too soon to talk about perfection. Still, it’s hard to not at least consider the possibility while...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Your NFL Recap, Week 5: Peyton, Broncos Survive Shootout In Dallas
While Saturday’s slate of college football was a bit underwhelming, Sunday’s NFL schedule was absolutely brimming with must-watch games. In the middle of it all – as has often been the case since he...
View Article
